tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post1795635923724317820..comments2023-05-26T02:00:32.151-07:00Comments on Sarcastic Art Review Fun Time: Santa Claus Is Coming (To Your Nightmares)Sarcastic Ninjahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-82636616568304480312015-01-10T15:40:45.293-08:002015-01-10T15:40:45.293-08:00Belated thanks, Blue! I hope you had a happy cele...Belated thanks, Blue! I hope you had a happy celebration, and have ushered in a new year that will far surpass past ones in joy. Sarcastic Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-88854801906941685602014-12-31T14:37:16.102-08:002014-12-31T14:37:16.102-08:00Just stopping by to wish you a Happy New Year. Bot...Just stopping by to wish you a Happy New Year. Bottoms up. No, not you, Santa. Better keep that thing where the sun <i>don't shine</i>.<br /><br />:))Blue Grumpsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03106493133778319165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-82906683180377611452014-12-29T03:57:29.457-08:002014-12-29T03:57:29.457-08:00I know the last one. The people in Rotterdam, Hola...<b>I know the last one.</b> The people in Rotterdam, Holand, call it Santa's Dildo. No joke. Did you say Santa is coming? Blue Grumpsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03106493133778319165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-90803929770916825932014-12-21T19:25:52.900-08:002014-12-21T19:25:52.900-08:00You make an excellent point. I think that Santa&#...You make an excellent point. I think that Santa's elves must have specializations - there's one who really good at making dolls, one can whip up a wicked skateboard - and one who is on top of all the latest in international legal bribery.Sarcastic Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-22436387712994755232014-12-21T18:58:40.458-08:002014-12-21T18:58:40.458-08:00Y'know, people give Santa a lot of crap for en...Y'know, people give Santa a lot of crap for enslaving elves and only working the one day per year, but I think they're overlooking what you have helped remind me of, Santa works all year 'round, albeit in the creepiest of ways. Santa spends the entirety of his year watching children. He has to spend untold hours pouring over the minutia of children's lives...Why hasn't Santa Claus been arrested for child pornography? Pickleopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13772003052474877906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-13276363585153099592014-12-20T17:34:49.710-08:002014-12-20T17:34:49.710-08:00Yes, I see. He does? Oh wow!Yes, I see. He does? Oh wow!Dixie@dcreliefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11558671709412200904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-71865315246945607862014-12-20T17:07:55.139-08:002014-12-20T17:07:55.139-08:00The description on its Wikimedia entry is "Bl...The description on its Wikimedia entry is "Black sculpture in the shape of a dwarf, presenting a small tree in an abstract shape, reminiscent of a butt plug." Just to clarify what we are apparently looking at. And it's found in the Netherlands, of course - apparently it was first presented at a museum before being moved to the street!Sarcastic Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-27448912075184892742014-12-20T17:04:29.395-08:002014-12-20T17:04:29.395-08:00These would be the Christmas cards to send when yo...These would be the Christmas cards to send when you don't want people to expect you to send them Christmas cards anymore. Relatives would go out of their way to reach out and tell you that with rising postal costs, you really shouldn't feel the need to send these antiquated greetings anymore...<br /><br />And obviously Santa looooves a big pillar of creamy treat. Sarcastic Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-50904953217930611172014-12-20T13:22:10.122-08:002014-12-20T13:22:10.122-08:00I wouldn't have believed that the statue of Sa...I wouldn't have believed that the statue of Santa holding a dildo existed if you hadn't provided photographic evidence. The ribs on the dildo suggest the sculptor was a connoisseur of sex toys. Where is that infernal thing located? Gorilla Bananashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13044093013423635830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-44090298494092932332014-12-20T11:07:26.351-08:002014-12-20T11:07:26.351-08:00You didn't honestly think I'd find anythin...You didn't honestly think I'd find anything to disagree with? Imagine sending these out as Christmas cards? My goodness - you certainly have a booger collection. Do I have a favorite? Sure, the guy at the bottom with the triple scoop ice cream cone. (smirk)Dixie@dcreliefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11558671709412200904noreply@blogger.com