tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post6723141825858513937..comments2023-05-26T02:00:32.151-07:00Comments on Sarcastic Art Review Fun Time: Not Quite the Dog's Bollocks (But Close)Sarcastic Ninjahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-65364401591791707522013-05-17T12:34:50.313-07:002013-05-17T12:34:50.313-07:00I'd love to shake a stick at the Vatican... bu...<b>I'd love to shake a stick at the Vatican...</b> but that's just me being sarcastic me and jealous of all the riches that come with owning your own country.Blue Grumpsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03106493133778319165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-81117338759690348582012-09-29T02:34:07.195-07:002012-09-29T02:34:07.195-07:00Ah, you must live in Scotland. I don't touch h...Ah, you must live in Scotland. I don't touch hard liquor but I hear your water's good neat!Gorilla Bananashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13044093013423635830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-3827080445884840352012-09-29T02:23:45.420-07:002012-09-29T02:23:45.420-07:00Ohh, you got one of those? Lucky. They were sold...Ohh, you got one of those? Lucky. They were sold out by the time I got there.Sarcastic Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-42838605946694856612012-09-28T11:37:41.104-07:002012-09-28T11:37:41.104-07:00Definitely bull testicles. That looks EXACTLY like...Definitely bull testicles. That looks EXACTLY like the bull testicle sweater I bought at Nordstrom's last year.Amyhttp://www.kidfreeliving.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-32229879824139254732012-09-28T09:33:53.689-07:002012-09-28T09:33:53.689-07:00Well, Britain isn't quite known for its tropic...Well, Britain isn't quite known for its tropical nature! I'm not sure what I could offer in exchange--our main culinary outputs are boiled sheep guts and deep-fried candy bars.Sarcastic Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-67267733285523183412012-09-28T08:36:24.037-07:002012-09-28T08:36:24.037-07:00Do you get good ones in your part of the world? I ...Do you get good ones in your part of the world? I could send you a box when they're in season.Gorilla Bananashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13044093013423635830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-51635222064899873882012-09-28T04:32:25.003-07:002012-09-28T04:32:25.003-07:00Soon, she will have either a large family of birds...Soon, she will have either a large family of birds or reptiles, or an *amazing* omelette.Sarcastic Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-59712959173806479072012-09-28T04:29:43.237-07:002012-09-28T04:29:43.237-07:00Whereas a goddess bringing the gift of delicious m...Whereas a goddess bringing the gift of delicious mangoes is definitely worthy of worship!Sarcastic Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-46647918362160973702012-09-27T13:23:08.291-07:002012-09-27T13:23:08.291-07:00Looks to me like something laid eggs all over her!...Looks to me like something laid eggs all over her!Kellie @ Delightfully Ludicroushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18226603919012169939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-47282311140187167402012-09-27T13:01:19.236-07:002012-09-27T13:01:19.236-07:00They can't be breasts because they don't h...They can't be breasts because they don't have nipples. A breast without a nipple is like a milk bottle without a teat. I'd like to think they were mangoes rather than bull testicles. A goddess who needs to wear trophy bollocks must have some kind of complex.Gorilla Bananashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13044093013423635830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-71721061395979031992012-09-27T11:51:37.688-07:002012-09-27T11:51:37.688-07:00Egad, you're right! Can you imagine the custo...Egad, you're right! Can you imagine the custom-made undergarment you'd need to go with that physique?Sarcastic Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-89827849440024579252012-09-27T11:50:01.730-07:002012-09-27T11:50:01.730-07:00Now I have this image in my head of the sculptor, ...Now I have this image in my head of the sculptor, alone at night going, "Well, I'd better get to work on the breasts...breasts...breastsbreastsbreasts BREASTS!!" And several hours later this emerged.Sarcastic Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-17437195178665641582012-09-27T08:44:20.997-07:002012-09-27T08:44:20.997-07:00My first thought was, "it would be hard to ru...My first thought was, "it would be hard to run around an hunt with that many unsupported boobies." But I guess that's true of bull testicles, too.Carrie - Cannibalistic Nerdhttp://www.cannibalisticnerd.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-26423281331347691722012-09-27T08:29:58.260-07:002012-09-27T08:29:58.260-07:00Bull testicles!?! Maybe Artemis was a bull fighter...Bull testicles!?! Maybe Artemis was a bull fighter who kept a testi from every fight in which she was the victor. Or maybe the sculptor was just boob crazy.Pickleopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13772003052474877906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-88108170564557295322012-09-27T07:41:59.407-07:002012-09-27T07:41:59.407-07:00Well, breasts and bull testicles are the most popu...Well, breasts and bull testicles are the most popular scholarly guesses, although eggs are also out there in the realm of speculation. The bull thing comes from the fact that worshipers sacrificed bulls for her, and supposedly some of her priests voluntarily castrated themselves in her service. So maybe the goddess just thought they made totally rad accessories.Sarcastic Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-14296708583826517422012-09-27T07:13:54.340-07:002012-09-27T07:13:54.340-07:00Wouldn't it make more sense for them to be egg...Wouldn't it make more sense for them to be eggs? After all, I'm pretty sure those pagans were looking to worship a woman and not a hermaphrodite in this case.Scary Carriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00783752220559995710noreply@blogger.com