tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post722440770133794401..comments2023-05-26T02:00:32.151-07:00Comments on Sarcastic Art Review Fun Time: Hollywood and the Cathedral of DoomSarcastic Ninjahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-23374671733592611542012-11-10T20:03:41.314-08:002012-11-10T20:03:41.314-08:00Thanks very much! The Art Illuminati have been su...Thanks very much! The Art Illuminati have been suppressing this site, but I'm glad you found it.Sarcastic Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-15597456807901982512012-11-10T20:00:49.479-08:002012-11-10T20:00:49.479-08:00That would be awesome! It would really add to the...That would be awesome! It would really add to the Baby Jesus vs. Adult Jesus popularity debate.Sarcastic Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-61590572009591900282012-11-10T09:28:54.051-08:002012-11-10T09:28:54.051-08:00Your commentary was priceless. I laughed out loud!...Your commentary was priceless. I laughed out loud! How did I not know about this brilliant blog? Rebecca Manorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09896229805134058625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-34749152741180299782012-11-08T09:48:55.112-08:002012-11-08T09:48:55.112-08:00Terminator Baby Jesus. I love it. That could becom...Terminator Baby Jesus. I love it. That could become an icon.Natalie DeYounghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16906680301422288990noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-68183388542287722672012-11-07T10:33:04.151-08:002012-11-07T10:33:04.151-08:00Maybe it is welcoming...into the ARMS OF DEATH.Maybe it is welcoming...into the ARMS OF DEATH.Sarcastic Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-64319758435054249902012-11-06T16:45:00.205-08:002012-11-06T16:45:00.205-08:00Also... I don't know that I've ever seen a...Also... I don't know that I've ever seen a building as unwelcoming as the "Welcome Center." Seriously. It looks like the place in Logan's Run where people are sent to die.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-75180775276042973062012-11-06T16:41:04.897-08:002012-11-06T16:41:04.897-08:00You should see the crap Jim and Tammy Fae Bakker b...You should see the crap Jim and Tammy Fae Bakker built during the same era. Heritage, USA! It's the Disneyland of Jesus, y'all!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-86650223648926261812012-11-05T23:06:38.611-08:002012-11-05T23:06:38.611-08:00I like to imagine the gleaming Terminator child wi...I like to imagine the gleaming Terminator child will arise and obtain the food and clothes for those in need...no matter what it takes.Sarcastic Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-29199583727724787042012-11-05T23:05:28.186-08:002012-11-05T23:05:28.186-08:00It is the classiest of animal statues.It is the classiest of animal statues.Sarcastic Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-17029224255096880572012-11-05T23:05:01.405-08:002012-11-05T23:05:01.405-08:00I would be terrified to find that lot standing out...I would be terrified to find that lot standing outside my shower! Even if they didn't have rocks to beat me to death.Sarcastic Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-87448313954816450142012-11-05T23:03:54.933-08:002012-11-05T23:03:54.933-08:00It was fairly Industrial at the entrance; but then...It was fairly Industrial at the entrance; but then the crystal was fairly readily available in the marble temple--it wouldn't have made for much of a challenge to find and grab (unless the pedestal was booby-trapped a la Indiana Jones).Sarcastic Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-28889051624020835262012-11-05T23:01:21.189-08:002012-11-05T23:01:21.189-08:00I think the sermon was on the subject of "Jes...I think the sermon was on the subject of "Jesus: He'll be Back."Sarcastic Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-74255748331444952312012-11-05T23:00:35.514-08:002012-11-05T23:00:35.514-08:00Community causes are so passé. I think they went ...Community causes are so passé. I think they went out of fashion about 2000 years ago after some hippie freak made them popular for a while.Sarcastic Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-10048520839619189902012-11-05T22:58:18.016-08:002012-11-05T22:58:18.016-08:00The painted eyes are what worries me. What if all...The painted eyes are what worries me. What if all the prayers DO turn him into a real boy and he goes on a rampage against all the people who ignored his instructions not to love money?Sarcastic Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-39059919235212507622012-11-05T22:56:34.399-08:002012-11-05T22:56:34.399-08:00I heard that the alternate plan was an elaborate w...I heard that the alternate plan was an elaborate wood and thatching building constructed next to a match factory, but the glass-in-an-earthquake-zone model won out.Sarcastic Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-78755676775369309272012-11-05T06:57:21.252-08:002012-11-05T06:57:21.252-08:00Yerk. I'm so glad to see donations didn't ...Yerk. I'm so glad to see donations didn't get wasted on... I dunno... people in need of something stupid like food or clothes, and instead went towards gleaming blue-eyed liquid metal Terminator boys.Amy (Kid-FreeLiving)http://www.kidfreeliving.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-21152841739469932402012-11-04T23:47:33.867-08:002012-11-04T23:47:33.867-08:00I think of all those statues there was one that wa...I think of all those statues there was one that was clearly superior ... I mean, who wouldn't want a crapping eagle!Kellie @ Delightfully Ludicroushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18226603919012169939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-29677144175230037032012-11-04T14:28:00.244-08:002012-11-04T14:28:00.244-08:00I wonder if it was the T-1000 because baby JC look...I wonder if it was the T-1000 because baby JC looks as though he is about to morph...especially if you look at it only from Joseph's perspective. I think my favorite though is the adulteress. She looks more like she was caught coming out of the tub and grabbed a sheet to cover up when those creepy guys and Gollum burst into her room.HeatherLhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05408729050734990343noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-48253367914514901592012-11-04T11:25:29.050-08:002012-11-04T11:25:29.050-08:00I heard that it is Richard O'Brien's retir...I heard that it is Richard O'Brien's retirement villa (he was deeply emotionally affected by his years presenting The Crystal Maze, and has found it difficult to settle elsewhere). Did you have to enter through Aztec, Medieval, Futuristic or Industrial?The Owl Woodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11484484539144369129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-72677667769696674152012-11-04T11:09:48.898-08:002012-11-04T11:09:48.898-08:00It might yet be a popular attraction for children ...It might yet be a popular attraction for children if they're allowed to press their faces against the glass walls. I only wish I'd been there to hear the sermon of Arnie the Governator. It must have been a cracker.Gorilla Bananashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13044093013423635830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-82420979019380173992012-11-04T11:07:43.568-08:002012-11-04T11:07:43.568-08:00It might yet be a popular attraction for children ...It might yet be a popular attraction for children if they're allowed to press their faces against the glass walls. I only wish I'd been there to hear the sermon given by Arnie the Governator. It must have been a cracker. Gorilla Bananashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13044093013423635830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-61352780979522065622012-11-04T11:01:22.597-08:002012-11-04T11:01:22.597-08:00Gugh! That's the onomatopoetic sound that gush...Gugh! That's the onomatopoetic sound that gushed out of my mouth taking your virtual tour. As a person whose job is fundraising for a nonprofit that actually does something other than self-aggrandizing, this crystal pile of arrogance makes me ill. I have no problem with religions raising reasonable funds for themselves but those statues and the crystal cathedral itself (lowercase on purpose) when they could apply those funds to, I don't know, community causes, is a monument to overwrought, blatant, and disgusting selfishness. Not to mention bad taste.Pickleopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13772003052474877906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-26424707206863368092012-11-04T09:29:30.455-08:002012-11-04T09:29:30.455-08:00They definitely didn't send all that money on ...They definitely didn't send all that money on decent statues. It seems to me that Jesus is like Pinocchio and if we all pray really hard in a glass tower he may turn into a real boy. The painted eyes are a start.Scary Carriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00783752220559995710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-76122384135341011862012-11-04T09:20:20.055-08:002012-11-04T09:20:20.055-08:00No, but seriously, a glass church in an earthquake...No, but seriously, a glass church in an earthquake zone? Is that a demonstration of faith or what? Even though Jesus did let the poor bastards go bankrupt.<br /><br />Amazing stuff!The Owl Woodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11484484539144369129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-36752859654586423462012-11-04T09:18:18.137-08:002012-11-04T09:18:18.137-08:00Good god.Good god.The Owl Woodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11484484539144369129noreply@blogger.com