tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post8365866730788635635..comments2023-05-26T02:00:32.151-07:00Comments on Sarcastic Art Review Fun Time: It's Tough to Be the Queen - Part 4Sarcastic Ninjahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-28329547475734161112012-10-11T07:56:36.037-07:002012-10-11T07:56:36.037-07:00That's probably the best way to go about it. ...That's probably the best way to go about it. None of this halvsies for the wedding, catch you for the honeymoon and in between mistresses nonsense. Sarcastic Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-36677516761734582652012-10-11T00:50:29.298-07:002012-10-11T00:50:29.298-07:00My parents had a similar marital arrangement. Neit...My parents had a similar marital arrangement. Neither of them attended the ceremony and they haven't met each other since. I have two siblings, but we were all separated at conception.The Owl Woodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11484484539144369129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-68426048317582849962012-10-10T14:17:22.014-07:002012-10-10T14:17:22.014-07:00That could be...but it might also have been fruitc...That could be...but it might also have been fruitcake, to allow the bride to share her disappointment with all her guests.Sarcastic Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-42588229566172566862012-10-10T11:24:03.200-07:002012-10-10T11:24:03.200-07:00And I bet they served angle food cake at the recep...And I bet they served angle food cake at the reception afterwards too. Totally cliche.Christian at Point Counter-Point Point Pointhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11447821094473597560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-82409120617424225642012-10-10T08:35:55.666-07:002012-10-10T08:35:55.666-07:00And that is why I secretly love Marie.And that is why I secretly love Marie.Natalie DeYounghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16906680301422288990noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-60596921042157845712012-10-10T00:12:25.443-07:002012-10-10T00:12:25.443-07:00I'm sure there is a niche for gay deity porn, ...I'm sure there is a niche for gay deity porn, but I really really hope that is not what is happening there...Sarcastic Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-87505342938157241022012-10-09T15:02:54.615-07:002012-10-09T15:02:54.615-07:00It it me, or does it look like "god" is ...It it me, or does it look like "god" is buggering "broken jesus?" Amyhttp://www.kidfreeliving.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-59438100090066333872012-10-09T12:16:34.524-07:002012-10-09T12:16:34.524-07:00And how. But then, he was conveniently assassinat...And how. But then, he was conveniently assassinated the day after she was officially crowned queen, and within hours she banished his main mistress from the country. That's some serious pissed-off-wife action, there.Sarcastic Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-90152626193164160472012-10-09T12:11:01.550-07:002012-10-09T12:11:01.550-07:00Well, she's at the altar with her uncle, a sma...Well, she's at the altar with her uncle, a small child carrying flame around her skirt and another random guy trying to smell her hair...I guess it's not quite the Fairytale Wedding she'd hoped for.Sarcastic Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-18557287061194189092012-10-09T11:23:29.322-07:002012-10-09T11:23:29.322-07:00Oh, Marie, if only you knew how it would turn out,...Oh, Marie, if only you knew how it would turn out, with all of Henry's mistresses - that you married a proxy was a good indicator.Natalie DeYounghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16906680301422288990noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-46130570875235073722012-10-09T11:03:31.252-07:002012-10-09T11:03:31.252-07:00Is it just me or does she look completely put out ...Is it just me or does she look completely put out by this entire ordeal? Carrie - Cannibalistic Nerdhttp://www.cannibalisticnerd.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-41383586039687580192012-10-08T23:33:17.722-07:002012-10-08T23:33:17.722-07:00I think dresses were designed back then to act as ...I think dresses were designed back then to act as padded armor against would-be molesters. I especially like the neck ruff to prevent necking or nuzzling.Sarcastic Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-65684824378009422592012-10-08T23:30:21.692-07:002012-10-08T23:30:21.692-07:00I hadn't even noticed how much their faces and...I hadn't even noticed how much their faces and expressions are mirrored...wow. Gotta love a modest artist.Sarcastic Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-66805231711151260482012-10-08T19:33:41.030-07:002012-10-08T19:33:41.030-07:00I don't know who the guy is standing in front ...I don't know who the guy is standing in front of Rubens, but he seems to be trying to cop a feel of the bride. The dress seems to be thwarting him though.Kellie @ Delightfully Ludicroushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18226603919012169939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-73066581259198417512012-10-08T16:06:02.360-07:002012-10-08T16:06:02.360-07:00At first it seems almost like Rubens is the only o...At first it seems almost like Rubens is the only one in the room totally uninterested in the wedding ceremony, then it occurred to me that Rubens had to look at a mirror to do the ol' self portrait to insert himself into the scene. The only way he could have really inserted his own face looking straight forward and NOT looked like he was ignoring the wedding would be by painting himself as God the Father. So...WAIT A MINUTE!<br /><br />Wow... talk about narcissism.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-57732878961064542562012-10-08T13:59:58.653-07:002012-10-08T13:59:58.653-07:00You're quite right, which leads me to suspect ...You're quite right, which leads me to suspect the dog just wandered in from the street. Maybe there will be a rabid dog attack to liven things up a bit.Sarcastic Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-37762703430703684842012-10-08T13:58:02.934-07:002012-10-08T13:58:02.934-07:00I think I would be wearing a chastity cushion with...I think I would be wearing a chastity cushion with that guy as a stand-in. Or maybe it just goes hand-in-hand with whatever growth hormone is causing her to tower proudly over her elders.Sarcastic Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-83476833640310516842012-10-08T13:55:56.269-07:002012-10-08T13:55:56.269-07:00You have a point--at 15 I guess Marie was pretty m...You have a point--at 15 I guess Marie was pretty much an old maid already. And yeah, as far as I can tell the uncle thing was for real.Sarcastic Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-65016294541660445062012-10-08T12:59:01.923-07:002012-10-08T12:59:01.923-07:00I'm curious as to the reason why a dog is rapt...I'm curious as to the reason why a dog is raptly watching the wedding. If the bride was one of those crazy people who treats their dog like a human, you think he'd be better dressed for the occasion.Scary Carriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00783752220559995710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-85741788618454085722012-10-08T12:39:21.754-07:002012-10-08T12:39:21.754-07:00Her uncle was standing in? That is seriously weird...Her uncle was standing in? That is seriously weird. So is the bride's figure. She seems to have a pubic bulge, as if she was wearing a chastity cushion. Maybe she needed it to stop her uncle ravishing her.Gorilla Bananashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13044093013423635830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-67245995964755811432012-10-08T06:29:28.025-07:002012-10-08T06:29:28.025-07:00I think the god of marriage is only 8 because ther...I think the god of marriage is only 8 because there was such a short life expectancy back then, so you had to get to breeding by the time you were 12 if you expected to start a family. Also, was the Uncle as a proxy thing for real? 50 shades of creepy. Pickleopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13772003052474877906noreply@blogger.com