tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post9213980418744011462..comments2023-05-26T02:00:32.151-07:00Comments on Sarcastic Art Review Fun Time: Mini-post: Strange Women Lying in Ponds...Sarcastic Ninjahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-15149719998365129442012-11-03T08:48:49.891-07:002012-11-03T08:48:49.891-07:00Indeed, the picnic evisceration was right up there...Indeed, the picnic evisceration was right up there with the lion races and Super-Glutton Vomit Competitions for entertainment. At least with the beach-based P.E. you could take a break to stroll along the shore if the entrails got to be too much.Sarcastic Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-72852128699429330192012-11-03T07:21:53.701-07:002012-11-03T07:21:53.701-07:00I'd guess that torch-baby and bird-baby are Ve...I'd guess that torch-baby and bird-baby are Venus versions 1 and 2 and they are extremely jealous that the Venus prototype had to go into a third version. Torch-baby is clearly planning a delightful picnic on the beach where he will eviscerate Venus 3.0 with a clam shell and burn her entrails in sacrifice. Bird-baby is disgusted by this but clearly thankful that torch-baby isn't paying him any attention just yet and maybe while the evisceration is going on he can escape with that poor fish.<br /><br />As disturbing as it is, we must accept that picnic eviscerations were a dime a dozen back in the good old days.HeatherLhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05408729050734990343noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-42646428212058642302012-11-01T13:42:41.168-07:002012-11-01T13:42:41.168-07:00So your hospital had the Giant Birthing Spectator ...So your hospital had the Giant Birthing Spectator Fish, too?Sarcastic Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-22834590863375804132012-11-01T13:40:41.569-07:002012-11-01T13:40:41.569-07:00I suppose it would depend on whether it decided to...I suppose it would depend on whether it decided to leave a gift on my hand...Sarcastic Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-65151330285010678222012-11-01T10:48:54.260-07:002012-11-01T10:48:54.260-07:00This is what I imagine my birth looked like. I did...This is what I imagine my birth looked like. I didn't realize Boucher was a prophet.Natalie DeYounghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16906680301422288990noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-40682608087414987772012-10-31T10:56:05.937-07:002012-10-31T10:56:05.937-07:00That's the face I would make if I had to hold ...That's the face I would make if I had to hold a bird.Carrie - Cannibalistic Nerdhttp://www.cannibalisticnerd.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-16086138377615529562012-10-31T07:46:20.942-07:002012-10-31T07:46:20.942-07:00Especially if it was also carrying a flaming torch...Especially if it was also carrying a flaming torch. Definitely time to get in a professional.Sarcastic Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-24967250042440531222012-10-31T06:20:03.271-07:002012-10-31T06:20:03.271-07:00That second baby is REALLY intense looking. I thin...That second baby is REALLY intense looking. I think if I walked in on a kid like that it would be time to call the exorcist.Amyhttp://www.kidfreeliving.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-46034685741942128882012-10-30T06:36:11.355-07:002012-10-30T06:36:11.355-07:00Well, if human birth is only painful because a god...Well, if human birth is only painful because a god cursed us, then maybe god-birth IS better than orgasm?Sarcastic Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-55156080482509835172012-10-30T06:32:41.344-07:002012-10-30T06:32:41.344-07:00Well, it's about as helpful as the stork and c...Well, it's about as helpful as the stork and cabbage-patch explanations, only with this one you get to skip the screaming baby phase of child-rearing.Sarcastic Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-37710686857251379452012-10-30T06:30:10.347-07:002012-10-30T06:30:10.347-07:00That is a true and wise observation. You never kn...That is a true and wise observation. You never know what they are scheming.Sarcastic Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-79123659800821262672012-10-30T06:29:03.947-07:002012-10-30T06:29:03.947-07:00I guess it's a side effect of being a goddess ...I guess it's a side effect of being a goddess of love and sex--she had to be nubile from the moment of her birth. Because having a baby sex-goddess would just be wrong.Sarcastic Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-12741981800710726732012-10-30T06:25:56.203-07:002012-10-30T06:25:56.203-07:00That would be a better explanation of everyone'...That would be a better explanation of everyone's expressions than Venus simply coming into being. Alternately, maybe the sea farted her into being with a mighty rip from a sea-bed volcanic vent, with a whoosh of sulphur?Sarcastic Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-66460022336607804172012-10-30T01:33:49.410-07:002012-10-30T01:33:49.410-07:00You know, I don't remember any of this in my s...You know, I don't remember any of this in my sex education classes when I was a kid. I think I'd remember if they said "...and then a giant fish vomits up a fully grown woman. That's where babys come from, kids!"Kellie @ Delightfully Ludicroushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18226603919012169939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-42853470183630439432012-10-29T19:45:01.862-07:002012-10-29T19:45:01.862-07:00That fish looks like it's saying, "I thou...That fish looks like it's saying, "I thought it was going to be crackers or bread, but it was placenta! She made me eat placenta!" And why does she look like giving birth was better than best orgasm?Pickleopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13772003052474877906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-69285263750529788142012-10-29T15:53:09.815-07:002012-10-29T15:53:09.815-07:00I have always said babies are terrifying. I have always said babies are terrifying. Christian at Point Counter-Point Point Pointhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11447821094473597560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-26470977989053553192012-10-29T12:46:52.281-07:002012-10-29T12:46:52.281-07:00You mean Venus was born a fully-formed woman? Well...You mean Venus was born a fully-formed woman? Well, maybe a pubescent girl, but that wouldn't save her blushes. The fish is clearly gaping in astonishment and the babies are wondering why the hell their new-born playmate looks like their mother.Gorilla Bananashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13044093013423635830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910240523861575201.post-66242567891563538772012-10-29T07:31:39.457-07:002012-10-29T07:31:39.457-07:00I'm not convinced that the setting is a pond; ...I'm not convinced that the setting is a pond; my guess is that it is just a large bath that hasn't been cleaned for a long, long time.<br /><br />I wonder if the lady in question has just let rip with some buttock-flailing fart, and it is this that has caused the foam, attracted the attentions of the grouper fish, so offended the dove-strangler and led the little fat demon to try flaring off the gas?<br /><br />Her expression appears to be either one of deep concentration (trying to not follow-through) or of satisfaction at an olfactory offence well-given. The classical bints were well-known for bloating and the social issue of gas.The Owl Woodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11484484539144369129noreply@blogger.com