The Environmental Protection Agency: that bastion of protecting the land, water, and air, insofar as it is not more profitable to do otherwise. It turns out their building is pretty dramatic, too. It’s not so much green as it is “hulking stone.” Now you, too, can experience its wonder and majesty through the power of my crummy photography.
A series of faces lines the border of the building. Some of them seem to be related to crops, like this corn-lord….
|With a face that says, if you try to turn me into high fructose corn syrup one more time, I will ram my cob up some orifices you will find unpleasant|
Or his girlfriend, the Dame of Wheat.
Some of them are more concerned with animals. Here a man with epic facial hair wears a stylish lion hoodie.
|Lions: No. 1 Animal Concern in the U.S.|
Or this man, who is adorned with…I want to say an angry Bulbasaur.
|Did you know that due to their popularity in bloodsports, the Pokemon is a highly endangered species?|
There are more detailed vignettes adorning the top of the building, that almost invariably involve naked people using large animals as lounge chairs.
You can lounge naked on a bull.
Or on a horse. Perhaps you would enjoy having an eagle stroke your rod while doing so.
My personal favorite is this lady lounging on a hippocampus, a.k.a. mer-horse.
Note the creature’s shocked and indignant expression as she gently caresses his tail.
The dolphins are getting the heck out of dodge before things get out of hand.
The central image combines these elements and more: naked bull lounging, naked horse lounging, an eagle eying up a torch for nuzzling potential, a half-dressed lady ready to start some forest fires, and a naked male that is either a dwarf or an extremely well-developed young boy.
Perhaps the latter highlights the benefits of overconsumption of hormones in food and water?