Thursday, 5 June 2014

Mini-Post: Allegory of the Cold-Blooded Murderbabies



Look at this statue and tell me what you see.
 
No sculptures were harmed in the making of this sculpture.

If you thought, “JESUS CHRIST! THOSE BABIES JUST BEHEADED A DUDE!!” then you are not alone.

It turns out that it is an allegorical representation of painting and sculpture, by Jean-Pierre-Antoine Tassaert, a Flemish sculptor well known for having far too many first names.  The problem with allegorizing sculpture in a sculpture is that you can’t tell what is supposed to be the sculpture-in-sculpture.  It doesn’t help that the product is not, say, a full human form, or even a bust.  Who sculpts a decapitated head by itself?  


That expression suggests the terror of one about to meet his maker.  Although in this case, I suppose that’s not far off.  I would be terrified to learn my maker was a kid with a hammer poised over my skull, too.

10 comments:

  1. So is the allegory that the artist is giving in to the childlike innocence within and with an infants understanding of the world, sculpting what he sees? Or that you need to sacrifice your adult, jaundiced brain and give over to childlike wonder?

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    1. The thing is, they don't look like they're filled with childlike wonder. They look like that decapitated head, possibly with the lifeblood still dripping from it, is just about the most boring, mundane thing around. The one looks like he's more interested in the blank canvas than in the skull he's leaning on. So maybe the allegory is to stay zen and not let anything distract you from your art (even if people are dying)?

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  2. Hey kids, go play, will you? Here, take Uncle Bob's head. There you go. Have fun.

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    1. I hear the playground game "Kick the Head" is super popular with the kids these days. It saves on feeding unemployed Uncle Bob, too.

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  3. The toddler with the tools doesn't begin to look as if it created the head. It's too bored to look at its own supposed creation. The one standing up has a pizza on its arm which I suspect it wants to feed to the head. Maybe its an allegory for force-feeding?

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    1. I did wonder at their boredom. Perhaps you're right - I now see it as a representation of the modern bombardment of the mind and senses with incessant media input (and tasty pizza).

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  4. Allegory my blue butt. Psycho kids is what this sculpture shows us.

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  5. I kind of wonder whether Jean-Pierre-Antoine had kids himself. It might explain a lot.

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  6. I had to hide my baby's eyes from this one. Don't want her getting any ideas.

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